February 2011
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Social Etiquette Rule #6
100percenthipster:
Don’t chew with your mouth wide open.
Don’t talk with your mouth full of food
I don’t even know why this has to be explained, but no one wants to see what you are ingesting in a chomped up form.
TABLE MANNERS. How difficult of a concept is that? Were these people raised at their local zoo by a family of chimps?
January 2011
(443): the girl in my class has a rolling...
(603): should my break up email to my English...
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MY ROOM IS SO HOT I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO DIE.
Oh yeah, I have homework for Speech class...
Lol oops.
badcgijosh asked: That was not my intention at all but my goodness, I am beyond pleased
Tumblr has been broken all day.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THIS WILL POST CORRECTLY LOL.
THAT WOULD BE WHY I’VE BEEN LACKING AWESOME TEXT POSTS TODAY.
I had such a great weekend.
Because I have the best friends ever.
Also, I log on for the first time today and another one of my favorite blogs is following me.
I’M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT! AWESOME!
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None of the people I had plans with will answer...
Guess I wasn’t invited to the orgy.
Most awkward way to bathe was a success.
It was basically me hunched over with the faucet on over my hair and clumsily washing myself.
My life is great, you guys.
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I’m about to go take the most awkward and uncomfortable bath-like-thing possible.
Should be fun.
Also, this thing on my back is so goddamn itchy. Oh my fucking god.
I LOVE MY PELVIC THRUST GIF
tlyudacris:
tlyudacris:
tlyudacris:
actually i just love pelvic thrusts full stop
its so useful in everyday life situations
I just won the lottery
Can i borrow 20 bucks?
At weddings
At funerals
WORKS IN ANY SITUATIONS!!!
When your pelvic thrust gif post gets 50+ notes
When your pelvic thrust post gets 150+
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graceinmyheart:
Sometimes I wonder what police and military people are thinking when things like this happen.
If it weren’t for their job would some of them be on the other side? Would they be rioting? Do they hate what they’re having to do? Or are they proud to do it? Do they think it’s the right thing?
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I don’t understand how people can just not care about what’s going on in Egypt right now. That is fucking terrifying. Maybe it’s just “old news” because there have always been problems with the government in the middle east. But I mean, that doesn’t make this less serious. So how can people just not pay attention or keep up with it? Did no one ever learn how...
Spongebob macaroni and cheese for lunch.
I am an adult.
A badass one.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
manuel733:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
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Egypt is fucking crazy right now. →
sabotaz:
I just hope the least possible number of people get hurt in the process of taking down the regime.
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I've gone through almost an entire bottle of...
And I still cough all the time. I’m also on my second box of Dayquil.
I NEED TO GET BETTER, GOD DAMN IT.
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Really not feeling design class today.
And this fat bitch is singing Justin Bieber.
I hate life right now. Jesus fucking christ.